Mat Salleh Tak Tahu Malu
Yesterday, walking in KL’s Chinatown district, just a road away from Petaling Street, saw this white tourist couple having just finish some mamak food, relaxing and talking in some language I don’t really recognize. The guy, facing the sidewalk, had his legs spread out. And from what I could tell, he isn’t Jewish. And from the giggling from student girls up ahead after passing him, I was not alone in noticing. There are times when you don’t appreciate free balling. Getting rid of same-sex attractions is one of them.
Then after class, walking down Petaling Street, relishing that class ended half an hour early, saw this three gweilo guys. Shirtless. Ironically (or perhaps, obviously?) buying fake perfume. What do these oh so hunky trio think they are? Venice Beach?
Well, I’m blogging cause I’m still horny. Dammit.
BTW, remember that meme that if you’re horny, take a cold shower? Doesn’t exactly work, does it?